http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/-t1.htm Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:11:29 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/10/01/11/i_logo.jpg http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/-t1.htm http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/short-jokes-t56.htm dice What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. (Jon) Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? (Scott) What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha) How do you know if your a red neck? You go to the family reunon to find a date! (Faithe Ainsworth) Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by ... Jokes Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:11:29 GMT http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/short-jokes-t56.htm#71 http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/short-jokes-t56.htm http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/jokesdrunkards-t55.htm dice A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place. The bar tender freaks out. "You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! I'll beat the shit out of you..." The man begins crying. "I'm sorry! Its ruining my life. I can't sleep. I do it every time I have a drink! It's worrying me to death, please don't hit me..." The bar tender takes pity. "Look, I have a brother who is a ... Jokes Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:45:48 GMT http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/jokesdrunkards-t55.htm#63 http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/jokesdrunkards-t55.htm http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/a-bun-in-the-oven-t54.htm dice A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.” Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, ... Jokes Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:37:17 GMT http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/a-bun-in-the-oven-t54.htm#62 http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/a-bun-in-the-oven-t54.htm http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/farting-pills-or-not-t53.htm dice An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.” “No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, ... Jokes Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:34:27 GMT http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/farting-pills-or-not-t53.htm#61 http://mig33hitman.heavenforum.com/jokes-f20/farting-pills-or-not-t53.htm